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lease ignore this message if you are a personal friend or engaged in an ongoingcorrespondence.

Dear correspondent;

I am currently disengaged from the rest of the world until November 2012.
I had to stop replying to emails outside of the strictly personal friends, family, citizens of Amioun, etc., except for extremely important/urgent matters.
Please note that, except for emergencies & appointments, I reply to mails with an equivalent frequency to that of classical letters.

(REQUESTS: Also note that 1 I no longer do media interviews except those scheduled by publisher), 2) can no longer endorse books, 3) do not participate in documentary films, 4) will not give lectures in Asia, Australia, and other places entailing severe jetlag, etc.
I apologize for the inconvenience.

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